Dear Theater Lover,

2009 was a tough year for a lot of people. I don’t have to remind you. Things haven’t been this tough for a long time. We all have to tighten our belts. We start to look for things that we can do without as we look toward uncertain times.

We here at the n.u.f.a.n ensemble totally get that, and as a way of paying back five-plus years of loyalty our next full-length production “Two-Hundred Bullets and Seven Poison Apples” is being offered at a greatly reduced price.

Throughout the six-week run, the tickets for this hilarious radio-show send-up will remain at $5.00. Don’t let the price fool you – the show is easily worth more. If you paid by the laugh – you’d be paying “Jersey Boys” prices.

We want to bring people into the space – have a cold beer, enjoy a show and introduce themselves to us and vice versa.

So when you see posters or postcards or overhear that “Two-Hundred Bullets and Seven Poison Apples” is being offered for $5.00, please don’t assume that it is a $5.00 show. It is actually a $100.00 show at a tremendous markdown. 

Thank you and we’ll see you in the seats…

Paul Barile

Artistic Director

n.u.f.a.n. ensemble